Tuesday, September 9, 2014

"We" Keep it Simple

Q: Why did President Obama have "Big Mike" shot and killed?

A: He's half white.


[AND HE DOES NOT WANT ME AT THE PRESS CLUB. BTW, DOES MELANIE HAVE AN OLD Electro Voice MICROPHONE?]

Friday, September 5, 2014

Thursday, September 4, 2014

Moon Man's at the Press Club

"Third base is a reactionary position."
"Mike, I didn't know you were into politics."

Wednesday, August 27, 2014

Night Court/Drug Court

"Your Honor, some information has come to my attention regarding one of our 'frequent flyers' that if brought to the attention of certain officials, might conclude his treatment with some IV remedies down in Potosi."

"Hughes, I heard they're renewing your contract."  

Tuesday, August 26, 2014

Biden Resign Yet? (Watergate 2.0)


Aw shucks, that PROJECT AZORIAN nuke sheared off the arch.


Incidentally, Your Honor, it is odd to have not one photo of your alleged parents, is it not?

As my murdered mom said, "They can dish it out, but they just can't take it."

Sunday, August 24, 2014

Shit is Brown

Plane down? Something about a Russion VOR signal.
 
Correct procedure? Flush it down.
 
 
The Democrat BLUM nazis will not allow an upload of Ann Coulter's image. What is Pam wearing to her criminal trial?

"I'm splurging on some vaginal lubricant for Bill!"

Bye, Finkel!

Saturday, August 23, 2014

The Heads of State Tour

Off with their heads!
Who?
The entire Obama cabinet!
Then?
All the kids can view their severed heads in the back of a flatbed.

To much like Chairman Mao?
I'll try to tone it down before the Press Club gig.
In D.C!!!
Oh Ferguson! North County blacks! THE LAWER FOR THE FAMILY IS A GOVERNMENT INFORMANT--SNITCH--SPOOK--SPY!! Their polite term? "Confidential informant." Lawyers? Next to the Devil himself!!!
Don't believe me?
It's HUGHES!!!!!