Saturday, November 15, 2014

New Girlfriend / New Wheels



"Doctor, I fantasize about having sex with female politicians."
"Why?"
"My libido has been suppressed by narcissistic, uncaring fascists who control everything in the U.S."
"Are you in control now?"
"Yes, and why am I paying for this?"
"I must charge a fee, Mister Hughes."
"I must have dinner tonight."
"Tell me about your Chicago deep dish pizza fantasies."


"It's a Saab. It really is."

Thursday, November 13, 2014

Rioting yet, Bob?

GREEN Exit signs?


YELLOW Fire Trucks?

The Chinese kept a copy of Google.
They have lots of manpower to build another bridge.


When does the bombing begin?
{Follow Gov. Brown's directives, if he's not too high}

Thursday, November 6, 2014

Welcome to the.....

HUES RAINBOW CHURCH OF THE HOLY DOLLAR

No dollar?
We'll be forced to "call the cops" and send you to Rev. Rice.

Saturday, November 1, 2014

Come for the Riot, Stay for the Affordable Housing

Rooms are booking fast in St.L for "Bob's Riot."

All "outside agitators" need to settle down eventually. Why not in beautiful North County? 

Wednesday, October 29, 2014

Got a lift to Las Vegas? D.C. ??

http://digital.library.unlv.edu/objects/hughes/475

Treasury cops here yet? No, you cannot have a cent, terrorists!!!

B-L-U-M = mafia


All of you!


hughes



p.s. Be sure the pic of Howard & McCarthy cuts off their heads.
Mafia? 
FIRING SQUADS AWAIT. ROLL THEIR SEVERED HEADS DOWN THE GUTTER!
Fake secret service here yet, Trish?


WW III


WATERGATE 2.0

Saturday, October 25, 2014

Heckle & Jeckyl

When the man said "Hold it, don't go out there" I said, "Who the hell are you?" He then looked over his SS shoulder for instructions. I was a busy man, and walked away. Later? Same moderately-priced suit as when he was arresting "Squeaky." Better get to Car-X, moron!!

GERALD FORD in the theater?
Man, it takes Hughes awhile to get the joke.
My joke? "Gerald had lost his job, like I would." At Jones, you meth crazed idiot! In my house yet? Steal the mail yet? 

Legal theory 401 = "Is your name Hughes?"

CAPTAIN HOWARD, I may be forced to call the county mounties on you!


Oh, that alley!!!