Thursday, April 23, 2015

More 1970's Excitement !

"We're goin' to Cuba!"
"British Airways 969, say again."
"Missouri! Airport there?"
"British Airways, are you saying a hijacking is in progress?"
"Why? Apparently, they don't like the snacks. Broke the door down."

Monday, April 20, 2015

READ ALL SIGNS, liberal!

Bottom Line, Governor Brown?
"If you have money, we'll allow you to stay alive."
That's not "liberal!"

Monday, March 30, 2015

St.L Camo Kook Court Order

I feel safe girls, don't you?

Not yet?


Hey dude, I can count!
Plus, I've got "CopSpotter"
None around? Chicken!

15 years in the joint
30 years in the joint
Life, and you did not do it?
OOOOOkay...tell it to the judge, not Mr. Hughes.

Sunday, March 15, 2015

Terrorist #1

Need the Area Code?
I need a phone that is not "jacked."
Do you see this blog?
Only at the Pentagon or Google.
I'm allowed to allege this IN COURT.
I'm allowed to get a Visa from Iran.
John Kerry?
Big Brahman asshole.
Right, John Kennedy?

Monday, March 9, 2015

Need an FEC "S" Number

"Girl, you are running for Senate."

And the new PAC is, D.C. Chris...?


"Too much tonnage"
"Too much War Department expenditure."

Monday, March 2, 2015

Where's Your Running Mate, Johnny?

Where's Caroline the Great, John?
Another shot by cops LA nigger? This is Bush 43 "unacceptable."

Sunday, February 15, 2015

Downsizing Delusions

FUTURE CHP MEETING: "I don't have the authority? What the fuck is that?"

Governor Hughes? I'll think about it.
Privately, BrainScanBoy!!