Friday, October 17, 2014

Time for Class


OBAMAnomics
Perfesser Hughes
Soldann High
9:50 -  10:00

"Throwing rocks at the mortgage company sign means what, students?"

Thursday, October 16, 2014

"The girl has a gun. I am Mr. Hughes, and I have all day."

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GOT A JOB FOR MISTER HUGHES?
"Hillary baby, you look like an extra from Star Trek. My girls are taking you to a goddamn department store. Get some new outfits, honey!"

Saturday, October 4, 2014

As prescribed?

Mr. Risperdal


Mr. Depakote


Ms. Viagra  2008

In a case of political dyslexia, homeless Hughes said, "I'd f___ her, but I wouldn't vote for her."

Saturday, September 27, 2014

Joe Biden is White

Politics? Me? Oh no! 

MAY I TRAVEL TO THE DISTRICT OF COLUMBIA AND HANG THEM BOTH FROM A CHERRY TREE? NO REPUBLICAN HELP? AS MY HISTORY PROFESSOR SAID REGARDING MY LACK OF INTEREST IN THE Central Intelligence Agency,
"That figures."

Tuesday, September 9, 2014

"We" Keep it Simple

Q: Why did President Obama have "Big Mike" shot and killed?

A: He's half white.


[AND HE DOES NOT WANT ME AT THE PRESS CLUB. BTW, DOES MELANIE HAVE AN OLD Electro Voice MICROPHONE?]

Friday, September 5, 2014