Wednesday, October 22, 2014

Hinckley Must Be In the Hospital


I see who I see, my little pretties. There's relief in Mudville, as apparently, "The Cops" did not kill her in jail. Me? I'm staying for the big riot in January when the Grand Jury does...what?

fbi, not that Bob, my old supervisor!

Friday, October 17, 2014

Time for Class


OBAMAnomics
Perfesser Hughes
Soldann High
9:50 -  10:00

"Throwing rocks at the mortgage company sign means what, students?"

Thursday, October 16, 2014

"The girl has a gun. I am Mr. Hughes, and I have all day."

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GOT A JOB FOR MISTER HUGHES?
"Hillary baby, you look like an extra from Star Trek. My girls are taking you to a goddamn department store. Get some new outfits, honey!"

Saturday, October 4, 2014

As prescribed?

Mr. Risperdal


Mr. Depakote


Ms. Viagra  2008

In a case of political dyslexia, homeless Hughes said, "I'd f___ her, but I wouldn't vote for her."

Saturday, September 27, 2014

Joe Biden is White

Politics? Me? Oh no! 

MAY I TRAVEL TO THE DISTRICT OF COLUMBIA AND HANG THEM BOTH FROM A CHERRY TREE? NO REPUBLICAN HELP? AS MY HISTORY PROFESSOR SAID REGARDING MY LACK OF INTEREST IN THE Central Intelligence Agency,
"That figures."

Tuesday, September 9, 2014

"We" Keep it Simple

Q: Why did President Obama have "Big Mike" shot and killed?

A: He's half white.


[AND HE DOES NOT WANT ME AT THE PRESS CLUB. BTW, DOES MELANIE HAVE AN OLD Electro Voice MICROPHONE?]