Saturday, May 23, 2015

Bye!

McCain (R)-AZ
McCaskill (D)-MO


Get it, weed boy?
Get it, goth meth gurl?
Your momma's running for president?
Good luck with that.

Thursday, May 21, 2015

Even Bill Gets This One


Capt. Kevorkian

Dr. Kevorkian 

"Thanks for choosing TWA Two. I'm the new owner, Bill Hughes. If you turn on that phone or device, it's a long way down from thirty thousand feet."

Monday, May 18, 2015

USPS = "Delivery Status Not Updated"

Deep in the Post Office basement, there lies...
 
To where?

LEGAL SERVICES OF EASTERN MISSOURI
and
ISRAELI CONSULATE - CHICAGO
 
 
NOT OKAY, LACY CLAY!!
 
Did y'all hear Charlie Hughes died?

Friday, May 15, 2015

The Crossroads of Cocaine


What's the Illinois town name?
Where did my Saint Louis U. chums go?



The always popular aviator sunglasses.
At night?
You are just not named Hughes.

Tuesday, May 5, 2015

Old Equipment, Big Maintenance Bills, Prevailing Fares = S.O.S.

"Goddamn it to hell! These airplanes are ready to go, and mafia just can't seem to pour the concrete. Now gentlemen, I know we're going to lose money, but could you pick up the pace? You know, like get a fucking plane in the air that says TWA II on it. Is this too much to ask? If my sunscreen wears off, I'll tow the fucking thing out with a Triple A tow truck."


"Not related. Hire another Philadelphia lawyer."

Thursday, April 23, 2015

More 1970's Excitement !



"We're goin' to Cuba!"
"British Airways 969, say again."
"Missouri! Airport there?"
"British Airways, are you saying a hijacking is in progress?"
"Why? Apparently, they don't like the snacks. Broke the door down."
"O'Hare?"