Sunday, February 15, 2015

Downsizing Delusions

FUTURE CHP MEETING: "I don't have the authority? What the fuck is that?"

Governor Hughes? I'll think about it.
Privately, BrainScanBoy!!

Saturday, January 31, 2015

Don't Shoot the Campaign Manager

"Nothing to fear on Sunday, as we've all seen that bad movie before and"...ZZZZZZZRRRRRRPPPPPPPFFFF

My phone never rings, except when...

Saturday, January 10, 2015

Built to Fall Down

Right ALEX?
Right ANNA?
Right OBAMA teens?
The girls are over 18?
I see.
No wonder she was in the...
[REDACTED by clayton, mo library nazis]

Monday, December 29, 2014

Officer, may we see your I.D. please?

Back in the mafia time machine to 1985...

I said, "I don't like the name of that band."
And she said.....

Thursday, December 18, 2014

Actively Contemplating a Nuk@%$@##$$&s

He died? How would Bill "Incommunicado" Hughes know?
MVP and a Negro ballplayer

GOP Twit

 Big mafia lunch on "The Hill?"
I was not there.
OBAMA resign yet?


Tuesday, December 9, 2014

DHS Alert!! Buses & Bars Standard

Sec. 1309 of the USA Patriot Act states: 

"Should the buses be running and the taverns open during a State of Emergency, you may travel and drink unless otherwise noted."

ENDORSED BY: Jay "Big Country" Nixon  

Sunday, November 30, 2014

Carondolet Assault Rifle Solution

How about an all niggah Missouri National Guard unit?
As the late Charlie Hughes said, "Silence."
I'll be forced to toss the bean can at your head and take that fucking rifle away off your dead Hoosier body.
Call the cops?
No way!
They are too busy right now.
As the "CIA Hippie" said of the Concord, NH cops...
"They have other things to do."