Sunday, June 28, 2015

Where's "Sparky?"

She loves Hillary now? Bunch of lying mafia Democrats!
[I used to be one of them]

{Oh no, not me honey}
I have to call Bill Gardner again?
Holy Toledo!!!

Thursday, June 11, 2015

Monday, June 8, 2015

Check at 22 Washington Street

Clinton, NY

Any power tools missing from Hillary Clinton's Long Island garage? 

Thursday, June 4, 2015

Saturday, May 23, 2015


McCain (R)-AZ
McCaskill (D)-MO

Get it, weed boy?
Get it, goth meth gurl?
Your momma's running for president?
Good luck with that.

Thursday, May 21, 2015

Even Bill Gets This One

Capt. Kevorkian

Dr. Kevorkian 

"Thanks for choosing TWA Two. I'm the new owner, Bill Hughes. If you turn on that phone or device, it's a long way down from thirty thousand feet."