World Religions With Mr. Lieberstein

Offended?
Sorry, no Yoko around here!
No criminal charges against her yet?
"Aw crap, stick hughes in another mafia drug house...quick!"

Jews – We all know Moses came down from the mountain and told you not to do it, but you do it anyway, and often like it, flaunt the authorities regarding it, etc. Later, you feel guilty about it. More? Why?

Mormons – Much like Jews, often run into the desert by disgruntled customers and clients. More? Why?

Hindus – You can’t eat a cow, and people are starving to death. More? Why?

Muslims – A super-small minority of totally unhinged guys ruins the faith for the rest of them. All of USA’s presidents buy this story, so I will too. Plus, I knew some of these guys in college. You have to pay for the stories

Buddhists – You set yourself on fire when things are not going your way? Alright! Go ahead; I have no problem with that. Fireman will put the guy out. Just don’t stare.

Lutherans – Meeting in the basement and not playing Bingo? This seems suspicious to me, and certain Minnesota cops, but I don’t know them personally.

Presbyterians – Like “Lutheran Lite,” and big with the English.

Methodists – A more stern version of Lutheran, and they tolerated Bobby better in Thousand Oaks, I noted.

Unitarians – I attended one time in 1988, but did not date the sportswriter’s daughter. Clue: His first name is “Rick,” and the phone exchange is “340.” You already know the Area Code, don’t you?

Baptists – Holy, Holy, Holy, but mighty drunk, and pass the crack pipe, please.

All Other Alleged Christians – Erecting the “non-denominational church” in Southern California? You are lucky there will never be a “Governor Hughes.” Why? Your country club with a religious theme would be TAXED—a lot.

“New Age” Churches – I should have attended the one favored by “Laura the Psychologist.” So hot! (And, what was she doing at the 63105 post office with more than a few troubles?) Why not call the campus cops on me and ignore hate crimes? The “Columbia Clues?” Not today, son. I already said what I had to say to Schlossberg’s voice mail. Jo Ann erased it? That would figure.

Catholics – A comedy act recorded this long ago: “Domeni, Domeni, Domeni…You’re all Catholics now.” Don’t like it? You got a problem with that? Ask extinct South American tribes what happens when you disagree with the Italian guy in white with a funny hat.

Andrea @World Bank was at WU’s GWB

And? Looks just like my neighbor, but was not f^^^ing Robert the Computer Scientist.

Didn’t I sue you guys already?

 

 

 

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